Programming Languages Suck

(or Rule)

Programmers typically have pretty strong likes and dislikes when it comes to programming languages, Tell us which languages suck (or rule). You may vote once per hour per IP address. Check back often to see which languages suck and which languages rule in the opinions of other programmers.

Rules	Assembly	Sucks	Assembly has sucked since 2007-12-15
Rules	C	Sucks	C has ruled since 2008-02-20
Rules	C#	Sucks	C# has sucked since 2008-02-25
Rules	C++	Sucks	C++ has sucked since 2007-12-04
Rules	Haskell	Sucks	Haskell has ruled since 2007-08-04
Rules	Java	Sucks	Java has sucked since 2006-04-27
Rules	JavaScript	Sucks	JavaScript has ruled since 2007-12-18
Rules	Lisp	Sucks	Lisp has ruled since 2007-12-08
Rules	Perl	Sucks	Perl has ruled since 2007-12-12
Rules	PHP	Sucks	PHP has sucked since 2007-01-19
Rules	Python	Sucks	Python has ruled since 2008-01-20
Rules	Ruby	Sucks	Ruby has sucked since 2007-12-18
Rules	Scheme	Sucks	Scheme has sucked since 2007-11-28
Rules	VisualBasic	Sucks	VisualBasic has sucked since 2006-03-29